Life Could Be This Easy

So there was this article about this Goth guy that keeps his girlfriend as a "pet."  Yes, yes.  I know.  Women have come a long way and have tried for years to have equal footing with men.  After a long day at work, when I am tired and feeling crazed with all I am obligated to do, I fantasize about being Stucco's "pet."  *sigh*